So after a week now of broken sleep and constant discomfort, I woke this morning feeling like a crippled old crow and thought to myself, wouldn’t a soak in the tub be divine right now?
The only problem with this glorious little idea, is that I’m missing one vital element – I do not have a bathtub.
In fact, the nearest bathtub available to me happens to be in Coffs Harbour, 3 long hours away, at my darling mum’s.
Awwwww Shiiiiiit, you say
I second that notion!
Trust me, I’m almost tempted to hitch-hike the whole way, just to slip into the warm milky waters, light some candles and float my way into total relaxation . . .
ARGH, the damned life of a university student, bath-less and surrounded by end of session assessments.
Kill me now